Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 20, 2023

Modern day “scalping”.

When I was a kid the local barbershop had a poster showing various hair styles: crew, brush, pomp, D.A. (which I thought meant “District Attorney”), etc. But the bald man with just a fringe around the edges was labeled “Wide Part”. It would be many years later that I learned the word “euphemism”.

That looks like Bozo the clowns’ hair.

Bozo’s hair has a upward flip all around his head!!

One double comb over bird nest coming up

Gen Z’ers say a lot of stuff that’s pure hogwash.

Raging middle parts? Must be married.

It’s called The Moses Look.

Little hair to part with.

A highway runs through it. (That “part” is as wide as a highway.)

You only hear of things being all the rage. If something is less popular than that, could you say it’s part of the rage?

Who cares what gen Z thinks, I don’t want a part in the middle….just comb it over the top as usual….

Since college, I had parted my hair in the middle. ‘HAD’ is the operative word. Sigh.

Dern tootin’ they are! And I’d know – I’ve had mine since about ’73.

Horseshoe is a lucky look.

The part is far apart.

For customers like this, she should really use a scalpel.

So is being cue ball like bald. Might want to go with that instead….

“And I care about that because . . . ?”