Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 11, 2023

Well you two won’t have to worry about that.

Lavender Man. I think the lion must have caught him. His subspecies hasn’t survived.

Have your progeny start smoking maybe?

Oh, for the days when we can have rat races!

That’s Bill and Murray. This has been everyday for them for a while now: They’ve been living and reliving this. Each morning starts off with this prehistoric “groundhog” telling them “I got you babe”. So far he hasn’t seen his shadow.

That’s how presbyopia survived.

At that point, I’m not sure your life is being cut short.

.. and bad decisions.

Umm based on your situation I doubt that’ll happen

That’s one way not to have high cholesterol….

The one with the “slow” gene is gonna find out fast.

Don’t be worrying about genes, just stay in shape to run faster than your buddy.. PS. tripping is allowed if no one is watching

In other words, the “hold my beer” gene.