Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 13, 2023

And yet they can tie a tie and a hair bow.

I’d give shoes.

Nothing can show romance quite like giving your partner the Clapp…er, wait…

It will work just fine. She just has to take her tail and smack him upside the head every time she wants it to work! Splop!

Good one, Dave!

It’s a slitherer!

Especially humans. They pay ridiculous amounts of money for flowers that are all ready dead just so someone else can watch them wilt in a cheap glass pot of water and then throw them away.

If an animal did that, they would at least eat the flowers as a source of nutritious food. Humans would give other humans a box of chocolate to declare their love…………………………………………………….of them getting fat from the massive amount of calories they would consume.

Over the lips, past the gums, look out hips, here it comes.

That’s as bad a a Chia .Oy

All long as they can get their forked tongues in the wine glass… Extra handy to take in the bouquet.

He bought it “second-hand” from the T Rex next door.

Maybe they can tweak it to work for rattlesnakes.

COL! (chuckled out loud)

Well, it’s the thought that counts — too bad he didn’t think about it enough.