Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 18, 2023

Rob, you can’t leave and let him ruin Elmo for Satchel!

Poor innocent Satch.

No, not Elmo!

Poor Satch! His world is really being disturbed.

It is my humble opinion that Bucky is deranged (I mean even more than usual)

Too bad I can’t send a copy of this entire story arc to Vladamir P. …

Rob, better take Satch with you.

Behind every psycho cat like Bucky, there is an equally disturbed genius like Conley.

“Tickle them to death” is an expression I have heard!

Bucky: the ultimate source for all conspiracy theories.

Bucky’s middle name is ‘Tucker’.

“Torture Me Elmo”.Yeah,I want one.

Bat-shiz crazy doesn’t even begin to describe Bucky.

Bucky is a fluent speaker of utter bow locks.

LOL!

“Gargalesis refers to harder, laughter-inducing tickling, and involves the repeated application of high pressure to sensitive areas.”

- Wikipedia

Well, there IS the “Elmo Dances For the Motherland” video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RlTqFtdlH8

Now we know where “Q” gets their “information”.

Unfortunately, the Soviet KGB was not known for their use of mannequins for interrogation training.

“Gargalesis” (and Knismesis because I had to look up the former) are two brand new words in my vocabulary today. Thanks Bucky Katt!

There are conspiracy theories out there nowadays that would make even Bucky say, “WHOA!!!”

It all started with Boris and Natasha infiltrated Frostbite Falls.

Ivan Elmonov, now it all makes sense!

One type of torture is when you have a kid you love very much who plays the baby Shark tune over and over!

Satchel doesn’t react well to hearing the truth.

You know, with Bucky’s ability to make up such wild sh, er, nonsense on the cuff, you’d think he would be more successful as an author. Give him a good speech-to-text app and he could do quite well!

Yeah Rob, you’re “OUT”, in more ways than one.

Sigh………………….

Actually, Elmo’s real name being “Ivan Elmonov” makes a lot of sense.