Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 25, 2023

You might want to change the sheets. After you have finished the potato chips.

A crisp story for those on the other side of the pond

Eating crackers in bed is a crumby habit!

A good book, yes. Leftover snacks, no.

And psychotic moons circling your bed!!

Where can I get one of those books with sound effects?

Since you left potato chips in the bed, did you check to see if there were any small insects who were snacking on them?

I can think of a few things that beat this. Yip yip yip yip yip

Aaaah HAA! Busted, Broomy! ….eating in bed is a No No!

my mom would never let me eat in bed – she didn’t want me sleeping with crumbs – shish boom

Is the moon dancing or having a seizure?

This is not believable. Who has leftover potato chips?

I can’t remember the last time I had a potato chip. But, I never had them in bed.

Hope you didn’t have dip with those chips last night.

Great to catch ‘em before they’re rubbery..

Sounds like she eats from both ends…

and soon she starts biting the book due to the salt on it.

To each his own, dear Broomie; but I prefer to eat my potato chips before going to bed!