Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 16, 2023

Today the carrot, tomorrow the stick.

He has a nose for the best delivery!!

Did he also order an eggplant?

And here’s your bill. One carrot, 25 cents. Delivery charge at $1,000 a pound, $250.

Ah i can smell again.

Don’t play with your food.

“Does your produce smell? Good, send me a carrot.”

Substitute cucumber if you are out of carrots.

They guaranteed it would take more than 30 minutes to deliver so it wouldn’t be warm when it arrived. :)

FOOD, whatta you mean FOOD?!

So he was actually ordering cosmetic surgery.