Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 21, 2023

To recap…

P3: He is also generously abdicating his floor mopping chores to the team.

Emmett Tays is “volunteering his time”? I thought Gil told Dr. Perl that Tays would work for half of what Coach Kaz was being paid. So Kaz was working for free, too?

P1 Gil’s blond side piece disguised as a sports reporter (Heather Burns?) hovers nearby as Gil is oblivious to the fact he’s being Stalked.

P2 Soooooo, you’re saying Gil has been flatline all these years and has just been mailing it in?

P3 Did Kaz do all the work around here? It’s taking two assistant coaches to replace him.

Whose narrating this action sports tsunami? P1- Man bun sports what is truly the loneliest number one could ever choose.

I must have fallen asleep (hard not to with the fabulous storyline) but when did Kaz leave?

We had two coaches for football and one for every other sport. Not saying that nowadays high school basketball teams don’t have three coaches, but what on earth do they do? The team is a dozen players at most, four of whom almost never play.

P 2 (Cami): “…so what if he’s blind?…”

So does this mean that Tays gets his own personalized coffee mug for sitting around all day in Gil’s office?

Milford’s wearing the “City Connect” jerseys now, which look a lot like the San Antonio Spurs now.

Well at least Gil is aware of his shortcomings. He hired an assistant to challenge the refs since he’s too disinterested to put in the effort. And apparently the void that Kaz left was having someone to pass out towels. Whatever Kaz was being paid it was too much. And speaking of too much, you can never get too much Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

" . . . brings a much-needed fire to the sports program." You mean our Brenda Starr wannabe has finally figured out that Gilpa has been mailing it in for the past so many years? Further proof that even the people in this strip reads Snark Nation’s comments.

BTW, I wonder how the candy/vape sales are going. Have they made enough money yet to allow Dr. Pearl to pass the torch (read mop) back to our favorite Janitor in a Drum?

Ohchoa/Ochoa? Barajas has made this strip so confusing even HE can’t keep track of it………

people should monitor this strip like they do luann

P2: Top-knot guy was ejected for illegal use of samurai sword.

I think we need a few new storylines…this one has gone on for two days now.