Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for February 14, 2023

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    Muzi54  over 1 year ago

    These limericks are rather clever. “Please, sir, I want some more.”

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    MS72  over 1 year ago

    I been wukkin’ on de railroad

    All de livelong day,

    I been wukkin’ on de railroad

    Ter pass de time away.

    Doan’ yuh hyah de whistle blowin’?

    Ris up, so uhly in de mawn;

    Doan’ yuh hyah de cap’n shouin’,

    “Dinah, blow yo’ hawn?”

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Francis’ tombstones read…" He didn’t see it coming" ‼️

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    When chasing after some other / remember this, my dear brother: / a bit of free nookie / is no fortune cookie / and payback’s really a mother.

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    Jefano Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Strikingly effective as a sort of (mostly) “blank limerick” — with “blank” meaning unrhymed, as in blank verse. For it to actually be a limerick, Francis, Texas, and Census would have to actually rhyme, which (spoiler alert!) they don’t.

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