Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 14, 2023

some have a crack

some have a crevasse

I’ll bet Aunty cracks herself up.

And at least 5 holes in their heads.

I hope that’s not the most romantic thing I’ll hear today!

Professional plumbers and carpenters more and more have come to rely on Crack Spackle® to conceal their “can canyons” when on the job.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-yICoZNmTCo

imagine running without a crack – impossible!

Not all it’s cracked up to be.

Happy Valentines all.

“What’s that crack supposed to mean?”

Gluteal cleft. :oD

Very, very true, Auntie.

Aunty, you talk like that’s a bad thing.

The Crack in the Cosmic Egg

??? A new format! I like it.

I bet AOC and Pelosi don`t.

https://i.ibb.co/FBXCG1f/Butt-Paste.jpg ◄ real deal

Just like my phone..

Another wisecrack from Auntie.

I’ll never get used to the too-low-hung leggings at the coffee shop. I’m sorry, but I do not find it attractive or particularly sanitary to see a barista’s butt-crack.

I remember when someone asked a girl I worked with if she had some gum. The co-worker told her ,“yes, but it’s holding my cheeks together.” I laughed til I cried.

and auntie often sounds like she’s on crack…

She’s lost a lot of weight in a couple days.