Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 24, 2023

No impression taken.

Good for you!

When I leave the house, I’m clean and following my doctor’s orders. Everyone else can play in traffic if they think their opinions of me have merit.

Her cartoon heroine is Super Dame: Faster than a speeding Bounty. More powerful than a motivated Tiger Mom. Able to do multiple errands in minimal trips. Bends crabby pre-schoolers to her will with her stare, no hands.

“Look! Out in the Mall!

It’s a road runner!

It’s a lady with Strategic Plan!

It’s Super Dame!”

All the important stuff.

I’m impressed!

I can’t imagine anyone mistaking her for a HOT anything

but the MESS I completely understand

Fine. Just stop farting all over the place.

Same here.

Good, cause we ain’t impressed Aunty.

What anyone thinks of me they are entitled to. I do not have to comply or modify myself for the comfort and acceptance of others and I mind my own business pretty well. Nobody’s perfect: I am poster child for that :D Perfection is over-rated anyway; )

You wouldn’t care much what people think of you if you knew how seldom they actually do.

Well you do leave an impression, but it’s not a favorable one.

“hot mess” has always appeared to be her state of being…

She’s all fancy. Her hair and purse are the same color. Either she has yellow ears or she is wearing earrings.

I do not really care what others think of me, but I do want to look the best I can. Besides it makes me feel better. You really are what you wear. Yes, I do have clothes are for days when I just want to goof off.