Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for February 12, 2023

Burl…Nurple………………

Husbands of the CORN.

Must be a shucking job, there!!!

Burl Nurple….Louella’s husband, was popping a bottle of wine open when the cork flew and hit her on the head. That did it!

I wonder if Burl Nurple lives anywhere near Frank Farkel or Ferd Berfel… ☺

ba dum tss

SILVER ALERT

ɴᴀᴍᴇ: Burl Nurple

ᴀɢᴇ: 73

ʟᴀsᴛ sᴇᴇɴ ᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ: confused expression

there’s not a kernel of truth to that story…