Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 17, 2023

What didn’t happen, constable, to purple-suited Sidney?

Sid got did,

Now the question is: What is going to happen to Andy?

What didn’t happen to him?

It was a philosophic discussion with Andy. What goes up does indeed comes back down.

Andy tried to teach Sid a lesson and gave him a crash course.

Sid tried to pick up Andy’s pint.

A Cappening.

Looks as if we’re back to purple, but I’ll assume it’s just here at the site. As for Andy? He has his room reserved at the local gaol.

Hey Affie….If you’re out there, enjoy your favorite nosh today!

Does anyone know what’s become of Number Three?

Andy hates purple suits. Unless the purple suit is buying. You must not have been buying. Thus your flight and hard landing.

ah! aren’t we happy that it’s not Andy who flies out of the window/facade this time!

It happens so often, the cops refer to it as the Sidwalk.

Andy happens to a lot of people, it seems.

Never seen Andy throw someone through glass before. Usually they fly out the door

That’s what happens when you don’t buy the pint.

So who has to pay for the window Sid or Andy. I bet the bar tries to charge Sid since there would be no chance of getting money from Andy.

“Sid happens”.

Andy never did like a chap in a purple suit!

Man, Andy must really hate purple suits

Sid’s money must have run out so Andy threw him out. A lesson for the next sucker (err, sponsor).