Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 25, 2023

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    santa72404  over 1 year ago

    Mr Cabbage strikes again!

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    allen@home  over 1 year ago

    S.B.D. Silent but deadly.

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    deojaideep aka Courage  over 1 year ago

    Silent but deadly!!

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    Ah the silent killer.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 1 year ago

    So, "Ew"’s the notorious “Sound of Silence”?

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    Jml58  over 1 year ago

    I am noisy and lethal.

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    As Ben Franklin once wrote, “Fart Proudly”.

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You could be like President Ford. See today’s Ripley’s Believe It or Not.https://www.gocomics.com/ripleysbelieveitornot/2023/02/25

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    FMLAO!

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    For next time – “Just use your words.”

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    kirico  over 1 year ago

    And deadly…

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    I should change my name to “Stop me if you heard this one before.” But it reminds me of an old joke – I’m old, so these are the only kind of jokes I know.

    Three boys were arguing about spelling: “It’s W-O-O-M,” said the first. “No it’s not. It’s W-H-O-O-M,” said the next. The third chimed in with, “W-O-O-M-E.”

    At this time, a woman who overheard their argument offered, “The correct spelling is W-O-M-B.”

    After she left, the boys looked at each other. One of them said, “Do you suppose she’s right? She doesn’t seem like the type that has ever heard and elephant f@rt.”

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Well, he did exercise his right to remain silent!

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    spaceagesoul  over 1 year ago

    He’s definitely not Le Pétomaine. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Ew ew ew

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  over 1 year ago

    Has anyone heard Ron White’s ‘Tater salad’ bit? He says, “I apparently had the right to remain silent, but I didn’t have the ability.” He was talking about getting kicked out of a bar.

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    this one stinks

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Missing Panel: he continues the interrogation with a gas mask on.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Silence is not always Golden.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    I didn’t do it! You got no evidence! I want a lawyer…

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    Katzi428  over 1 year ago

    My dad used to refer to farts as Carbon dibackside!

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    namelocdet  over 1 year ago

    He who smelt it, dealt it.

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    cmxx  over 1 year ago

    By the way: all smells are particulate.

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    jnd113  over 1 year ago

    But deadly!

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    RetFor  over 1 year ago

    Silent butt deadly

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    klbdds  over 1 year ago

    I thank God every time for the relief I get when I flatulate. Psalm 139:14 ; My plumbing has been working flawlessly.

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