I should change my name to “Stop me if you heard this one before.” But it reminds me of an old joke – I’m old, so these are the only kind of jokes I know.
Three boys were arguing about spelling: “It’s W-O-O-M,” said the first. “No it’s not. It’s W-H-O-O-M,” said the next. The third chimed in with, “W-O-O-M-E.”
At this time, a woman who overheard their argument offered, “The correct spelling is W-O-M-B.”
After she left, the boys looked at each other. One of them said, “Do you suppose she’s right? She doesn’t seem like the type that has ever heard and elephant f@rt.”
Has anyone heard Ron White’s ‘Tater salad’ bit? He says, “I apparently had the right to remain silent, but I didn’t have the ability.” He was talking about getting kicked out of a bar.
santa72404 over 1 year ago
Mr Cabbage strikes again!
allen@home over 1 year ago
S.B.D. Silent but deadly.
deojaideep aka Courage over 1 year ago
Silent but deadly!!
Gent over 1 year ago
Ah the silent killer.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 1 year ago
So, "Ew"’s the notorious “Sound of Silence”?
Jml58 over 1 year ago
I am noisy and lethal.
rdav1248961 Premium Member over 1 year ago
As Ben Franklin once wrote, “Fart Proudly”.
rdav1248961 Premium Member over 1 year ago
You could be like President Ford. See today’s Ripley’s Believe It or Not.https://www.gocomics.com/ripleysbelieveitornot/2023/02/25
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ over 1 year ago
FMLAO!
⁽ ᶠᵃʳᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵐʸ ˡᵃᵘᵍʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵃˢˢ ᵒᶠᶠ ⁾
Doug K over 1 year ago
For next time – “Just use your words.”
kirico over 1 year ago
And deadly…
dflak over 1 year ago
I should change my name to “Stop me if you heard this one before.” But it reminds me of an old joke – I’m old, so these are the only kind of jokes I know.
Three boys were arguing about spelling: “It’s W-O-O-M,” said the first. “No it’s not. It’s W-H-O-O-M,” said the next. The third chimed in with, “W-O-O-M-E.”
At this time, a woman who overheard their argument offered, “The correct spelling is W-O-M-B.”
After she left, the boys looked at each other. One of them said, “Do you suppose she’s right? She doesn’t seem like the type that has ever heard and elephant f@rt.”
ladykat over 1 year ago
Well, he did exercise his right to remain silent!
spaceagesoul over 1 year ago
He’s definitely not Le Pétomaine. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Ew ew ew
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom over 1 year ago
Has anyone heard Ron White’s ‘Tater salad’ bit? He says, “I apparently had the right to remain silent, but I didn’t have the ability.” He was talking about getting kicked out of a bar.
oakie817 over 1 year ago
this one stinks
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Missing Panel: he continues the interrogation with a gas mask on.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Silence is not always Golden.
T... over 1 year ago
I didn’t do it! You got no evidence! I want a lawyer…
Katzi428 over 1 year ago
My dad used to refer to farts as Carbon dibackside!
namelocdet over 1 year ago
He who smelt it, dealt it.
cmxx over 1 year ago
By the way: all smells are particulate.
jnd113 over 1 year ago
But deadly!
RetFor over 1 year ago
Silent butt deadly
klbdds over 1 year ago
I thank God every time for the relief I get when I flatulate. Psalm 139:14 ; My plumbing has been working flawlessly.