Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 25, 2023

And besides dad. This doesn’t cause a rash.

“Cain” it be he isn’t “Abel” to wear the things the Lord told him to wear?

My guess is, those cool leopard print caveman suits, circa The Flintstones.

Even the snake is taking a second look! ☺️☺️☺️

Boxes or leafs?

Got to cover the old tats, lad.

Fig leaves are out, poison ivy is in.

The block is out, the blur is in.

Snickers bar not censor bar.

Well, it does destroy all STDs and Fungus.

Looks like Jr. has overblown ego with his bar with little to back it up underneath.

Be careful, you guys… you don’t wanna get a staff infection.

Hey Dave … you omitted ear and nose hairs …!

Short snake venom bad…

Black tape is plastic. Fig leaves are organic and gluten free.

I think Sonny Boy is also out of date — no one uses the black bar. Pixelating to blur the image seems to be the way to go these days.