Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 10, 2023

It…..they weren’t buying it.

Shoes, no doubt

They’ve heard that story lots of times. It’s just more re-tale.

Keep me away from Amazon. My mail delivery person has to bring the packages to the door rather than my mailbox by the road. Ours come by the USPS

Because Roz was selling them a bill of goods.

And they weren’t buying your cooking either.

Speaking of Roz’s cooking, why isn’t her Shopaholics Anonymous group meeting at her own restaurant?

My cat got his tail cut off. I had to bring him to a retail shop.

A natural enough reaction. After all, customers keep coming back to Roz’.

At Shopaholics Anonymous meetings, they try to knock the win out of your sales.

Hmmm, Roz’s credit must be maxxed out with them!

Of course they weren’t buying, they were in a meeting, unless it was held in the center of Macy’s…

They were all headed to spenders anonymous.

Reminds me of a former chain-smoking friend who always told me she could “stop at any time but chooses not to”.