Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for February 20, 2023

Causes “molar” eclipses.

Dottie, you should see what Marm could do with dinosaurs bones!!! It would not be a Beethoven’s Fifth symphony!!!

/SHMIRK/

Crunchy and crumbs is what makes them fun and tasty.

Well, actually no since you you asked.

Noises like that make me glad they invented closed captioning!

Marm likes to make noise so people will know you are around

Sounds like Marmaduke’s sound effect doesn’t go with Barb’s show. Yip yip yip yip yip

Now if she thinks those are loud ….. wait until you dig up some of your buried bones …… right Marm ……. :)

Back during the bar-crawling days, I chewed the ice cubes in my mixed drinks. Apparently it was louder than the jukebox, as I was called out about it. These days I need to sleep with a mouth cushion to protect what is left.

Marm like too be heard eating treats

Marm knows exactly how many doggie treats he’s got and he’s just crunch ing the numbers.

Well now that you ask. NOPE

Pretty sarky for a kid, maybe a replacement for when Auntie Acid retires (yes, I know, cartoon characters never grow up).