It was warm in Los Angeles. No one really knew what caused the great chinstrap penguin occupation, but we had a job to do. I’m a police officer, and I was working larceny division with my partner—he’s Joe Gannon. My name’s Friday—uh, Frida.
Penguins can be seen way before they reach a nest to steal stones..their extreme waddle back-n-forth is a sign they’re up to no good. Especially coming closer to the steal, they almost tip over with excitement! It’s funny to see which waddle they use in extreme weather, and the colder it is the faster they waddle a widdle to the nest!
Your lecture drove me to read what the Wiki says about Chinstrap Penguins. Rock nests, yes, and aggressive, yes, but little or nothing about kleptic behavior. Frida seems more unmoved. Still, I appreciate your occasional lectures, professor. Always ready for learning stuff….
*Hot Rod* almost 2 years ago
Wowsers, I’ve been stoned.
I suppose as I am a human being and one of everyone.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago
…I stole the stone first…
…I don’t know is on third…
…as a literal hand puppet…
…does Frida have free will…
…or is she only moved by the hand of god?…
…stealing stones is only illegal if there are laws against it…
…okay, Friday…
…for sinning against the hand…
…you wasting both of our time…
…so I’m going to use you as a washcloth…
…and multi-task…
…but if penguin had a hundred stones…
…is it right for him to take away from the penguin that only had one stone?…
…only if free choice is not an option…then, you are free to make any choice you want…
….because it is not you making it…
…New Fritos strawberry Crunch…
…yeah, we said it…
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I have seen this strip before. In fact, it was part of my nest. Why is it no longer where I left it?
*Hot Rod* almost 2 years ago
80’s Head Band.
One flew over the coocoo nest cookies for their munchies.
coltish1 almost 2 years ago
It was warm in Los Angeles. No one really knew what caused the great chinstrap penguin occupation, but we had a job to do. I’m a police officer, and I was working larceny division with my partner—he’s Joe Gannon. My name’s Friday—uh, Frida.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
What all this flap about stones?
Penguins can be seen way before they reach a nest to steal stones..their extreme waddle back-n-forth is a sign they’re up to no good. Especially coming closer to the steal, they almost tip over with excitement! It’s funny to see which waddle they use in extreme weather, and the colder it is the faster they waddle a widdle to the nest!
UltraLameFest2 almost 2 years ago
The strip sounds like the beginning of a psych research paper. Be sure to follow APA style or we’ll steal it for our own nest.
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
This is why Chinstrap Penguins don’t live in glass houses …!
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
It’s time to reintroduce punitive mutilation.
Radish... almost 2 years ago
MTG dresses like a drag queen.
6turtle9 almost 2 years ago
I shot the sheriff, but I didn’t steal no stinkin’ stones.
6turtle9 almost 2 years ago
Maybe we should ask Sisyphus. Isn’t he the stone expert? Or is that SpaceCody?
*Hot Rod* almost 2 years ago
Bats in the belfry ringing the justice league of the Merkin w/stones needed not just for the Penguin nest but mating dance too. Mmmmm Cat ♀️ woman.
*Hot Rod* almost 2 years ago
Penguin’s at the rock pile for stealing and Batman put the sucker there w/gorilla glue.
Under That Purple Top Hat he smuggled stones nation wide.Chin Strap razor sharpener, was his pride and joy. The Batrazor skateboard ,power to turbons
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
Your lecture drove me to read what the Wiki says about Chinstrap Penguins. Rock nests, yes, and aggressive, yes, but little or nothing about kleptic behavior. Frida seems more unmoved. Still, I appreciate your occasional lectures, professor. Always ready for learning stuff….