F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 25, 2023

It does limit things.

“You’re not answering the question, so I’ll ask you again: What are you doing in my living room?”

And you miss the arguments, alimony and hate that your friends endure

He’s decoupled.

Ask about a discount.

He’ll be singled out as the cause of the relationship issues.

Talk to the hand.

He came as a single but he’s getting charged as a couple.

I’m sure the therapist can find a reason to charge the patient.

That’s actually not a bad idea, if there’s anyone who can help you figure out why you’re bad at relationships (either starting or holding onto), it’s probably a couple’s counselor. They’ve seen it all!