In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 20, 2023

I lost my credit card. Do you take sand dollars?

How did he get there!!!!

I wonder if they float.

Aaaaaaah shut up! Can’t you see the crowds gone?

Aren’t they green while on the tree?

Albatross!

Get ’em before the main – storm of the century – event, get ’em now…

Move it, vendor…you’re blocking the isle.

I’ll wait for the beer vendor.

She put the lime in the coconut and drank ‘em both togedder.

are they cold?