Close to Home by John McPherson for February 23, 2023

pretty green grass for inside a cave…

One time I peed four times.

Next time don’t drink so much beforehand.

Question: Does a Bleeb sh*t in the woods?

Does a bear, bare?

Maybe you need to see the vet!

Welcome to my world

I understand…

Must’ve happened during February. It’s usually the coldest month…..til now

Try Flomax.

Oh dear, it happens to you too!!!!

Quite eating Salmon right before sleeping. They’re mostly water.

“I know it’s dark, but be careful where you pee… you went all over Junior again.”

Bleeb’s waiting for the bears to leave so he can go spelunking.

Just 3? You’re not there yet, I do more then that a night.

TMI guy, TMI…

Just Grin and Bear it…

Just tie a knot in it. End of problem.

Bleeb stays a prudent distance away.