Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 12, 2023

Not all would see the danger. Well played Arlo.

I see her hand went under his shirt. So she feels better.

Be ready to say I am sorry!

Arlo dodged that bullet. Now he can get to the store before Janis realizes that he ate the last of the ice cream.

Okay, there has to be a CCTV camera hidden in my house…somewhere.

I read this strip with the same sense of dread and wonder as watching a bomb technician perform their craft.

Way to tiptoe around the minefield!

If something is wrong, it’s the man’s fault

A little off subject but,I hate people who say “Consider it said”

If she really was upset, it would take a lot more apologizing from Arlo for something he didn’t do.

sometimes hubby and I do this thing called “checking your temperature”. One of us acts if something is bugging us and the other will ask if things are OK. Almost always things are fine, we are just considering something. But it’s not something the other has done.

Please. get that camera out of our house!

I’ve apologized many times for things I don’t even know occurred. It’s just easier that way.

Love is really a hug at the right time!

Marital guilt before the horse.

“Never apologize, mister, it’s a sign of weakness.” Captain Nathan Brittles

Arlo is a kind and thoughtful husband who loves his wife. He saw she looked troubled and he hugged her. <3

Nice save Arlo.

Pre-emptive hugs can never hurt……

My mother had this quote (with 4 boys)…”Beat your boy once a day…if you don’t what for, he does”

Janis is just testing her powers…

I like how Janis has her hands up under Arlo’s shirt in the last panel. Maybe he is also a fan of impromptu back scratches.

If he does know, he’s not telling!

I was fairly sound asleep, and my wife kicked me. She kicked me because in her dreams I was squirting her with a water bottle and wouldn’t stop. How am I supposed to apologize for things I was doing in her dreams!?

And THAT is why I never married!

Women are always upset because the men in their lives can’t magically guess whatever it is they are upset about.