Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for February 19, 2023

Dry sense of humor or just lazy?

That type of language in front of a %#?&@$! smartass brat?

I’m shocked.

Calvin once made a desert diorama with a cactus and a roadrunner, the latter made with a few cotton balls which signified a roadrunner having zipped past the scene and leaving clouds of dust!

He was also able to do an oral report on them without saying “wildebeest” once. Who gnu that could be possible?

So without a wildebeest, Zack’s diorama is gnu’d?

remember it’s @ before # except after $

No, I wouldn’t…..

He must have been reading my old joke book that contained this Golden Oldie:

Art Teacher (looking at the student’s blank paper): What’s this?

Student: A picture of a cow eating grass.

Art Teacher: Where’s the grass?

Student: The cow has eaten all of it.

Art Teacher: Where’s the cow?

Student: You wouldn’t expect her to be foolish enough to hang around once the grass is all gone, would you?

David Attenborough can say ANYTHING and my ears become very very happy.