Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 23, 2023

but, he doesn’t havee a soul.

Gary, the must be a dating service by now in the old country. Tell them you need a live-in housekeeper!!!

That’s why I don’t go to bars. I can stay home and be alone.

Same advice I have for real people who say they strike out: Don’t put your soul or anything else of value (money, your past, etc) into meeting strangers. Give it time. Lots of time. Let them seek you. Plus lose that belly.

He has a soul?

I can order beer and liquor and drink by myself, with a good book.

Reality bites. :)

Vampires don’t have souls.

Looking for love in a bar is never good.

Maybe he can hope that “Ms Goodbat” appears?

Soul?

With all of Leopold’s soul crushing put downs, I figured Gary would be desensitized to it by now, but a yearning for love can be strong.

It’s funny. Gary has somehow overcome the hellish drive of the vampiric ways, and yet has little discipline to do much with it besides wallow. Truly scary, Gary.

Gary keeps hearing Def Leppard’s “Love Bites” on the jukebox, and he’s getting very frustrated.

What’s with Zeke? Is he just human? How does he keep all the monsters in line?

You don’t always get what you ask for, but if you try sometime, you just might find, you get what you need, Gary!