Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 23, 2023

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    whoop-tee-doo

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    Tigressy  over 1 year ago

    Tony asked. about 5 hours ago

    Kids?

    No – the only livestock here is our cat.

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    maestrabella67  over 1 year ago

    Or a teacher!

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    Russell Sketchley Premium Member over 1 year ago

    My wife’s all-time favourite thing she never thought she’d have to say was, “Don’t bite the toilet seat!”

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    cdward  over 1 year ago

    Huh, ours was usually something along the lines of, “Blood’s not easy to get out, you know!”

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    Skeptical Meg  over 1 year ago

    Don’t put it in your mouth

    You don’t know where it’s been

    Don’t assume it’s candy for a minute

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ9r3nVHAb0

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    wongo  over 1 year ago

    Do not put your lips on what thing?

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    I know, Peter. The possibilities are endless.

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    I know that I wasn’t that much of a problem to my parents. A couple of my older brothers though probably still have outstanding warrants for what they did in their youth. Too bad that they are both dead (of natural causes). I really miss them still….

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    " I know it’s yours but you should still take your hand off it."

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    Aw Peter, I seem to recall a certain time in the not too distant past where you were wearing your underwear on your head. I wonder where he got that.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    That is starkly apparent…

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ain’t that the truth!

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “What are you doing running on the roof?” (At my brother’s wedding).

    “No, I don’t know where we keep the nitro glycerin”.

    “What do you mean you don’t know who set fire to the attic?”

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    Judeeye Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Those better be clean underpants on your head mister.☺️

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