Bliss by Harry Bliss for February 28, 2023

Just “Purina,” and sign off with “Sincerely.”

Harry’s drawings of cats are becoming better than his drawings of dogs.

Start with a Meow and end with a Bark.

It would be better to find specific individuals to write to. Letters address generally are easier for companies to ignore.

He truly is a sweet pup.

Put the word food in quotes.

For example…, Dear Purina, we have some thoughts on your cat and dog “food”.

That will sufficiently convey your displeasure.

When one tries to be politically correct they must remember it subjugates them to those they are addressing. Or as my grandfather always said; speak the truth and say it like you mean it; yes-people are pathetical and easly manipulated

It seems some are more easily manipulated by lies than by the truth.

“Dear incompetent buffoons”

That’s the problem with emails, texts and letters….if your words don’t get the point across, or the spirit in which it was written, you have to use blunt force sarcasm and threatening words…

Hand drawing emojis expressing displeasure have more impact.

Just leave that ‘cereal’ company and buy a higher end product that is better for your pet. Just like humans, the better the food, the better the pet’s health is.

“Dear Lousy Cooks”

Dear Purina: Your food sucks.

Dear Purina, your food tastes like sh!t. Having dined on my own feces before, I would know!

“Sirs:” would be a good formal start

Does their llama chow come from China?

“To whom it may concern?”

Why Purina? Is there news I haven’t heard?