Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 02, 2023

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 1 year ago

    Made ME smile anyway.

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    Erse IS better  over 1 year ago

    SOME of us may be laughing…

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    hariseldon59  over 1 year ago

    “Trust me, I know what I’m doing.”

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    He must be right. It’s on Non Sequitur.

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    HidariMak  over 1 year ago

    Was it George Carlin who said that he wanted to have a crank built into the side of his casket, for the confused and worried looks of those present? Some people might want to put the “fun” into funeral. They’d be the ones doing death bed pranks.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    All depends how he met his demise, might have been funny. Like to see the video

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    School Lunch Menu: Weiner Warps & Bedevil Deggs  over 1 year ago

    I suspect the departed was 100% correct — good to take the long view when control, or the illusion of same, is not an exercisable (or exorcisable?) option.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I certainly hope there’s dancing and laughter at my funeral.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 1 year ago

    I don’t think anyone’s particularly amused.

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    At his wake, when his body is laid in the casket for viewing, my friend intends to have the kneeler rigged. When people kneel down to pray, water will squirt at them from the flower on his lapel. But his wife claims if he does that, she will KILL him.

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    LawrenceS  over 1 year ago

    Depending on the individual there may be a few having a good laugh about it now. (Watch re-runs of the original Perry Mason with my wife. The biggest SOB can usually be identified as the victim-to-be pretty fast – so that everyone else in the cast had a motive to want him/her dead.)

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Today is not that (some day) day.

    These people may not be part of the “we” referred to on the tombstone.

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    WickWire64  over 1 year ago

    On YouTube there is a video (ya think!?!) where an Irishman had a recording in his coffin. It was actually charming and works so very well that for a few wonderful people it suits them right down to the ground

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    dh91263  over 1 year ago

    Friends brother had “Sure is dark in here” inscribed on his urn.

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    walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Maybe he got the last laugh, being that his tombstone is larger that his neighbors’.

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    walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago

    We just bought our cemetery plot in our church graveyard. Later I saw an old lady we knew, and I told her we were going to be neighbors. She was surprised and asked when we’re moving, so I told her we bought the plot next to hers.

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    thelordthygod666  over 1 year ago

    I’ve spelled out No funeral, no memorial service, no obit, and I’ve willed my body to Alpo so no disposal expense.

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    stringer831  over 1 year ago

    I am a guide at a cemetery that has been designated a National Historic Landmark.There are several funny—-or at least ironic—-stories about our “residents”, including the woman who literally became a widow while watching a performance of “The Merry Widow”,and my favorite epitaph (for a pre-planner who is still very much alive)— “See You Later”.

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    figuratively speaking  over 1 year ago

    I don’t know; he could be right.

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    Amra Leo  over 1 year ago

    I liked the guy that wanted a friend of his to take his phone and text everyone there, “Thanks for coming”…

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    We’ll have a good laugh about the way you went.

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    paranormal  over 1 year ago

    And the laugh was on him!!!

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    bagholder5150  over 1 year ago

    Hold my beer…

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    Mediatech  over 1 year ago

    Died laughing

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    198.23.5.11  over 1 year ago

    As the comedian Stan Laurel said—

    “If I see anybody crying at my funeral,I’ll never speak to them again as long as I live”.

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Always look on the bright side of death (whistle whistle whistle whistle), eh Just before you draw your terminal breath (whistle whistle whistle whistle).”

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    Diamond Lil  over 1 year ago

    What a great epitaph!

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    locake  over 1 year ago

    I’m laughing about it right now.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I always wanted to just lie down and expire under a tree in the backyard and let the critters have the soft bits before everything else went back to nature, but my wife tells me the city’s got rules about that.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Many years ago I read a science-fiction short story about the distant future, when the human race had spread out across the galaxy and the dear ancestral homeworld, Earth, was reserved as a glorious final resting place solely for humanity’s most outstanding achievers — the ultimate version of the Nobel Prize. Business gazillionaire John Bigbuxx was there on a sight-seeing pilgrimage and inquired whether he’d be able to be buried on Earth when he died. The caretakers (politely) scoffed that all he’d ever done was make a lot of money, and the honor was reserved for people who’d really changed destiny for good. Crestfallen, he prepared to get back on his space shuttle and leave, when his eye happened to catch sight of one of the robots spreading fertilizer over the immaculate, neatly tended lawns — from a bag labelled “Bigbuxx Industries”.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A suit-able epitaph.

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    leemorse9777  over 1 year ago

    Graham Chapman funeral. Now for something completely different.

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    eboosler Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!

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    the lost wizard  over 1 year ago

    Today is a good day to die. Ask any Klingon. :)

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 1 year ago

    He believed in existence after demise.

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