Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 02, 2023

“Those were the days my friend, we thought they’d never end . . . .”

You tick off the wrong merc Valentine.

Well, it’s really just a case of t i t for tat. You blew up the pancake shop, Rip blows up your factory. It seems fair to me.

I can’t believe Go Comix made me change the word with 2 "T:’s and an “I”.

Well, get out there and arrest him, Virgil. I’ll make the popcorn and we can all watch.

And all things must come to an end in the style of Rip Haywire…Ka-Boom!!!

Should have left his pancakes alone…

Probably what Alex Murdaugh is thinking lately. Even if by some miracle he’s acquitted of the murders, hopefully the millions of dollars he cheated people out of will earn him a long, long vacation courtesy of the state of South Carolina.

A factory? Bobby Valentine actually produced something? Riiiiight.

As Rip always says: “C-4. Never leave home without it.”

There’s the boom, the earth shattering kaboom. Marvin the Martian would be impressed. :)

KA-GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!

Wherever Rip goes, explosions are sure to follow.