Eek! by Scott Nickel for February 17, 2023

Don’t worry. His new diet will take care of this . And YOU’ll be the first to help.

Yup, be sure to have a salad with your meals!!!

I read somewhere that you should be ok, as long as they stay level.

Oh no, Doc! I like to snack on the chubby ones, you know that! Now what am I gonna do?

Is he going to send the patient to a veterinarian for a second opinion?

Thanks doc, I think I’m handling it. I only eat meat on a full moon, otherwise I like fish, with lemon…

… and your temperature is very high, probably due to Full Moon Fever!!

Larry, go see a doctor who has his priorities in order.

Hey, doc, just stick with what you were hired to do, okay?

Stop pushing “cholesterol” drugs (how much of a kickback do you get from Big Pharma?)….