When I was still in school in the 80th, there was a new Hotdog seller at the coach station. They had some buns which tasted like an old sponge. They shoved these buns on a pointed rod to make a hole, then squirted a tiny amount of ketchup in there, followed by a thin lukewarm awful tasting sausage with gristle bits in it. I loved the ketchup. An everyone wanted to buy those “hotdogs” because they were new and there was an american flag printed on the sign on the window. Never had a hotdog since.
@ finnygirl and all you German speakers: “raus flutschen” is what the sausage does in the 2. panel. :-) couldn’t find a translation for “flutschen”, but I love this word. It’s used in comics as “flutsch”, you know, what’s written in the picture, not in the speach bubbles. I think it compares somehow to ‘fast gliding’.
That’s just so unbearably sad. The instant of profound grief that grips the heart as your wienie plummets Earthward, and that little voice in your head starts counting… 1 potato 2 potato three.
A new way for Fred to score sausages! But Mr. Dear IS left with the fried onions and peppers! Hmm, maybe being a vegetarian might not be such a bad idea!
ronaldspence almost 2 years ago
Fred’s favorite kind of downward dog, downward hotdog!
sirbadger almost 2 years ago
If you are vegetarian, you can have a bun and relish.
kbyrdleroy123 almost 2 years ago
Buy another.
angelolady Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Yay, Fred!!
allen@home almost 2 years ago
Are you slowing down Fred. You let it hit the ground.
juicebruce almost 2 years ago
Fred you lucky dog ! You got a Hot Dog !
BigDaveGlass almost 2 years ago
Methinks the artist has been reading the comments….
silberdistel almost 2 years ago
When I was still in school in the 80th, there was a new Hotdog seller at the coach station. They had some buns which tasted like an old sponge. They shoved these buns on a pointed rod to make a hole, then squirted a tiny amount of ketchup in there, followed by a thin lukewarm awful tasting sausage with gristle bits in it. I loved the ketchup. An everyone wanted to buy those “hotdogs” because they were new and there was an american flag printed on the sign on the window. Never had a hotdog since.
The Pro from Dover almost 2 years ago
Hot Diggity Dog Diggity. Oh look Fred! Dinner. You should have bought Fred one anyway!
silberdistel almost 2 years ago
@ finnygirl and all you German speakers: “raus flutschen” is what the sausage does in the 2. panel. :-) couldn’t find a translation for “flutschen”, but I love this word. It’s used in comics as “flutsch”, you know, what’s written in the picture, not in the speach bubbles. I think it compares somehow to ‘fast gliding’.
Durak Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Umm, how is that possible? It looks like he blew in the end and shot the hotdog out the other end.
jcwrocks69 almost 2 years ago
I have never, in my 66 years on this planet, seen a hotdog escape its bun like that.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
An flying treat! How cool is this! ☺️
chris_o42 almost 2 years ago
Hate when that happens!
rhpii almost 2 years ago
My dog loves oopsies.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That’s just so unbearably sad. The instant of profound grief that grips the heart as your wienie plummets Earthward, and that little voice in your head starts counting… 1 potato 2 potato three.
ladykat almost 2 years ago
I almost bought some hot dogs last weekend, but I ran out of money.
bwswolf almost 2 years ago
Fred ….. your lucky day …. enjoy … :)
strictures almost 2 years ago
I didn’t know they had hot dogs in Britain!
ArcticFox Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It’s a ‘dog eat dog’ world.
Dean almost 2 years ago
I always need a plate under my overstuffed, open-face, but folded-over sandwiches that I have every morning.
anncorr339 almost 2 years ago
You are right. Fred.Mr Dear gets the roll and you get hotdog or sausage that seem fair
Martin 78 almost 2 years ago
Aldous Huxley’s The Jungle put me off processed meat for a year.
darcyandsimon almost 2 years ago
A new way for Fred to score sausages! But Mr. Dear IS left with the fried onions and peppers! Hmm, maybe being a vegetarian might not be such a bad idea!
byamrcn almost 2 years ago
So he’s the loser and you’re the wiener, is that it?