The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 28, 2023

no pull-starting required

If I had grandkids that’d be me.

Back talk with age has an odiferous orientation.

Poor little guy is right at that height.

Grandpa taking his evening “constitutional” after dinner and Eddie getting caught in the moment.

Grandpa used to work for a law firm, Rootin’, Tootin’ and Pootin’.

“What? It was Dogzilla…”

He’s not running near fast enough.

And Eddie didn’t even have to pull Grandpa’s finger!

That is why people call him an Old Fart.

Leaving his carbon footprint.

ewww

Pull my finger?

Good one!

About 13 years ago I had Bowel reconstructive surgery after a strangulated hernia cut off the blood flow to my intestines for too long. Ever since the operation I’ve had almost constant gas issues and even I would have to admit that it smells worse than your average fart (someone once complained that there must be a sewer leak because it smelled so bad, imagine the look on her face when I apologized and explained my situation). Trust me, grandpa has nothing on me.

Geez, Frank. The kid is your own flesh and blood, and your trouser seat is right at nose level. You might give him a warning.