Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 16, 2023

Dementia pills?

He needs a new container with the days of the week still showing on the top. I use 4 separate containers for morning, noon, evening and night.

Crankshaft has the septegenarian blues.

Well, he was functionally illiterate for most of his life.

Crank moves the refrigerator and takes all the dusty pills he dropped, to make up for missing doses. He immediately keels over.

Crank’s pillbox looks to be the size of a pack of saltines.He needs lots of sedatives.

I just noticed the braille dots on my two containers are different. Are there several credied versions ???

Suddenly, Crank breaks into song!

‘One pill makes my prostate small,One pill makes make me poo, The one’s from Dr. Kevorkian, don’t do anything at all…

(All apologies to Jefferson Airplane)

Got that right

Haha! XD