Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 03, 2023

Just wait a day or two.

The days flutterby.

Monach butterflies don’t get that old

Red Bull gives you wings!

they have both a mouth and a proboscis… interesting

only because you didnt exercise and wear compression underware….

On humans that’s when tattoos become booboos

I accused my sister of having furniture disease: her chest fell into her drawers years ago.

Reason number 6 why I am glad I am not a girl: most of the parts stay where they started out.

Ya gotta hate a “sagging part”!

They start to melt…

Pity the poor old English Teachers. Not only do they have sagging parts, they also have dangling participles.