The Barn by Ralph Hagen for February 26, 2023

…. does it make phone calls though?

But wait! I don’t care!

IF YOU ACT NOW you will get TWO of them for just twice the price!

That’s not all? If you buy it now, you can get another cell free but pay the extra shipping cost….hurry buy now before the offer ends……

Rory’s a genius when it comes to business….☺️

…and for a limited time only, Folks…..

Then you can enjoy the panic folks in Hawaii, felt when there was a false alarm missile incoming.

“World ends at 10! Film at 11!”

Armageddon it, and you should too!!

I’d rather have Zaphod Beeblebrox’s glasses

I’ll take it!

But wait – there’s more!

Or, butt weight, as I like to call it.

Really? Do you REALLY need a phone with 58.3 terrapixels that auto-posts all your selfies to social media for you?

Too smart for me.