Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 02, 2023

Shaddap. You guys are stinkin’ the place up.

Didn’t know it was a competition!

Lost my sense of smell. Lucky, I guess.

Based on appearances, I’ll bet Rob doesn’t smell like a rose either …

Bucky smells like a rusty wheelbarrow full of bird beaks.

Mmmmmmmm bird beaks

Bucky, its National Ferret Day!

Those two got a big stink-o-rama goin’ on.

A lot of dog owners are bark-deaf and suffer from anosmia. Then they wonder why they have few visitors. :)

For once, Rob comes down on the side of reason.

You haven’t lived until you’ve been awakened at 4:30 AM by a furry weight on your chest breathing DEAR-GOD-WHAT-IS-THAT in your face.

Dueling stinking pets … but it’s a Darby DRAW …!

Satch needs to be washed in warm water and soap, then rinsed in warm water and towel dried. Then he will smell and feel better. For more advice on dog care from someone who hasn’t had a dog since 1996, :D

Bucky says, “Selfish,” but it smells like shellfish.

I have to agree. Dogs do stink. Wet or dry.

True, cats don’t have a body odor, at least not to human noses.