Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 09, 2023

You tell em Bucky, cats don’t stink, well maybe a little

Bucky probably smells like a rest room door at a fish gutting factory, my dog would love him just for that.

There goes Bucky’s Christmas Card from the American Kennel Club. And probably any chance at this year’s Nobel Peace Prize. On the other paw, his odds of winning the Sarcastic Cat Award Trophy (S.C.A.T.) just trebled.

I know homes like that. The only problem being that Bucky’s usual level of intellect doesn’t include him knowing things like Stockholm Syndrome.

Whenever my partner and I exchanged Valentines, inside we’d draw a heart with stink lines wafting up from it. I don’t know why.

And poor Satchel is there sniffing his pits!

I am sure your litter box does not smell like crushed rose petals, Bucky!

Rob … Bucky’s sense of smell is about 50 times more sensitive than yours .. if he says Satchel has Stinkhome Syndrome, he probably does. BTW, when was the last time you (Rob) showered ?

I heard that some dogs oral factory powers are so strong they could tell you the ingredients in a bowl of beef stew placed in the farthest corner of the basement while the dog was sitting on the porch. That is provided, you could understand dog.

Hey Satch, poke ’em in the smeller!

Well, when they’re wet…

I have an acquaintance that has two cats and she cannot tell the house smells like cat urine as she smells it all day working from home. If you try to tell her she gets upset.

Stinkhome syndrome tends to happen to folks with an indoor cat.

“Aw, for the love of string!” Hilarious !

Many hostages have to stay in conditions which are bad, even for their captors. Stinkholm Syndrome would apply if they become fond of their captors and their environement. :) :(

Satchel needs ironing.

A guy at work has a shih tzu/Jack Russell mix. It’s called a Jack Soo, but it could have been a Jack Shiht.

Stink has to exist in order to know what smelling good is all about …!

( but don’t smell me )

I think someone needs a trip to Aubu Dabi.

Shar Pei (sic) was Ashley Tisdale’s character name in the High School Musical series of films. Somehow I don’t see her stinking at all like Satchel does.

Me Loves Me Stinky Doggo. Yup.

Sock ’im Satchel………

Bucky needs to get SENT to Stockholm!