Monty by Jim Meddick for March 07, 2023

I’m sure you leave other markers on the furniture.

I am sometimes called Bird Lady.

Counting blessings are we now.

“…instead of poop.”

And doing the “Butt-scootin’ Boogie” on the carpet.

I’m sorry Pilsner, bla, bla, bla. When I was in High School one of our teachers would callthe students “Bird Heads” when he came into the classroom. Unfortunately it was a fit.

Moondog might have more luck if he says he has a big Cockatoo.

Come to think of it, I’ve never heard someone say “I’m a bird person” …

Oh come on, Pilsner. Don’t be jealous of a nonexistent dog.

Cats rule, dogs drool. Parrots parrot.

Pilsner is going to start repeating some phrases he’s heard around the house. @$%&^!!!!!!!! :)

Pilsner is one smart parakeet. So, of course, he is not buying what Moonie is selling….