Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 01, 2023

She was burning with desire.

And the evil knight was the princess first husband. So it was a win, win for her.

The dragon was, as Elvis would say, a hunk a hunk of burning love.

oh he used to work for the media ?

Tell us again the one of how Cinder-ella got her name.

Did they live by the sea in a land called Honah Lee?

No reason to roast her. She was already hot!

From that moment on, the princess referred to the knight as her old flame.

Then goro was born…

For about 6 minutes, no matter how careful, some days the Dragon wins.

I’m getting tired of these flame wars.

That’s a hot book he’s reading, is he telling all or is the kid too young…

“FIERY TALES” that’s a hot book…

Fiery Tales of Dragon breath…

Sounds like the book, Dealing With Dragons! Knights kept trying to rescue the poor princess whether she wanted it or not. Cute story.

Now the kid is going to fall asleep wondering why Mommy isn’t a beautiful princess like in the fairy tale.