The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 02, 2023

Zoo planners didn’t think this through when they drew up the design for this exhibit.

This is why chimps don’t have tails

Makes me think of the song Beaver sang on the Leave it to Beaver show…“Oh, the monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga,Oh, the monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga,Oh, the monkeys have no tails,They were bitten off by whales,Oh, the monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga.”

If that’s Chimpotle, shouldn’t there be some salsa?

I think I once saw a similar gag in the Far Side.

A metaphor for competition in Business. It’s not only fruit that’s “low-hanging.” Don’t monkey around with the old Crocodiles of Commerce.

I am going ape over this!

“Monkey’s have a tail, have a tail, have a tail, and if doesn’t have a tail it’s an Ape!”

But have to be quick.

Beats Uber.

Why do they keep hanging there if they’re going to fall?

Curious George Dash.

Only other options is do you want them with green or ripe bananas?

Their biggest competitor is Amazon Primate.

chortle

How could the chimps at Chimpotle treat their monkey employees this way, and why don’t they make a break for it? Maybe the head chimp has hidden their passports. And they’re probably not paid anything close to $15/hr

Well, the problem is, they run around and around inside you till they’re all pooped out.

Thanks Scott, funny, a great way to start a day…

They love eating Al Fresco. Unfortunately Al could only be eaten once.

Not exactly going ape of this comic.

Just don’t ask for extra Squac.