Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 07, 2023

well, there’s always MorningStar Farms vegetarian sausages and bacon… don’t know about the eggs though

Go Dad. Right there with you. Trying to guilt people to eat crap plant based food is just wrong and reminds me of something, oh yes, religion.

I never sausage a mask.

Lio did eat the egg. Dad should have dressed up as a baby chick.

Bacon AND sausage.

Guilt for breakfast, Lio?

I asked the old lady if she wanted to make some bacon and she gave me the same look.

“BLTs taste so darn good.” -Pig, “Pearls Before Swine”

Has Mark Tatulli has been talking with Patrick McDonnell?

MMMMM. …Bacon !

Pig out, Dude!

But human brains are an animal product. What does that do to his relationship with his zombie friends?

Pigs are omnivores like us. Vegetarians shouldn’t be defending them. That’s a job for PETA.

Lisa Simpson: “I’m going to become a vegetarian” Homer: “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?” “Yes” “Bacon?” “Yes Dad” “Ham?” “Dad all those meats come from the same animal” “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!””

No Full English for Lio.

Processed meat is SO bad for anyone.

You want to be called Pigface, go right ahead.

I delivered a package of eggs to a friend’s daughter yesterday. I referred to it as “18 unborn childr…er, chickens”. Unborn, should I have used preborn?

Thank you for giving me the sustenance to live…….

Dad doesn’t care, more bacon and sausage for him.

It seems like Lio is pigging out.

PROCESSED PORK PRODUCTS!!!!

It isn’t eating meat it is eating too much meat. Our diet is overloaded with meat and too little of vegetables and fruit.

Wouldn’t bother me a bit. I know that pigs will happily eat pork, bacon, ham…