Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 24, 2023

I’d give it B.

Bovine would work.

The Blisshaven Beeves. You’re welcome, Alice.

Butters

If this were a Gary Larson comic, COWS would be fine as a name.

How about male cows—-Bulls!

Or a truthful name——the Blisshaven Bratty Kids!

Beastly! How about “the Blisshaven Beasties”?

Just shorten it to “The Blisshaven Big Beefy Bottoms.” Who wouldn’t love that?

Blisshaven Bison? Buffalo?

Anyway, C is only one letter away from B. Given today’s academic standards, should be good enough.

I can still belch the alphabet and I bet some of those kids can do the same. “The Blisshaven Belchers” (You know they can, and you know they’d love it!;-)

Finally minding her B’s and Moo’s.

Bovine is good

I don’t think Miss Bliss would like “Blisshaven Banjo Brats”, ‘cause everyone knows you can’t tie down a Banjo Brat…

Not everybody loves cows. See today’s “9 Chickweed Lane.”

Just as long as they don’t shorten it to the Blisshaven Beefy Bottoms…

Beeves.

The Blisshaven Bovines. When the steaks are high.

This bovine theme is getting milked to death.

Avoid alliteration. Always.

Blisshaven Boogers…

Blisshaven Belles…

Blisshaven Beanies…

Blisshaven Blasters…

Blisshaven Breathers…

Timing is all…

Blisshaven Bears Who Slap Fish

Blisshaven Bossies:

The Bossie-Cow is big and red, / Her eyes are round and bright,– / And those great horns upon her head / Are quite a horrid sight.

And yet the Bossie’s very kind / And good to us, I think: / She’s full of beefsteaks, you will find, / And gives us milk to drink.

—L Frank Baum: “Father Goose: His Book“ (1899)