Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for May 29, 2023

That’s not the way this works. That’s not how any of this works.

Thomas seemed happy enough in all those shows.

I used to tell my daughter the following dad joke: “Why did the little girl eat bullets? So her hair would come out in bangs.”

Forward three years later: “Why did the little girl eat bullets? Because of her crippling gunpowder addiction.”

She’s 14 now, and I get the same sigh and rolling of the eyes.

Ghostpacho, party at Gazpacho Shack, gazpachew-chew.

Way better than the original answers: "Boo"berry pie, “Go to the Moo-vies,” and “It likes to chew chew.”

Echoes of Bazooka Joe~

1. When you die you don’t like anything; you’re dead.

2. Every day and night they’d like to avoid being murdered for humans.

3. Trains are inanimate non-organic collections of objects. They don’t have the capacity to like anything.

~ Irving Spoilsport, Master of Reality

Info for kiddies.

1. What is ghost’s favourite pastime?

A: Learning how to draw Doug. Because all his life he could not able to learn that.

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2. What do cows like to does on Sunday morning?

A : Continue learning how to draw Doug with their weekend classes.

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3. Why train sad?

A : Because he could not draw Doug even if he wanted to. No hands see.

A classic. I also have this one in my clippings collection.

Stupid…

“Humor”?!? More like “downer”.

Is fun outlawed now?