Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for June 05, 2023

Nope, I pay her to slap insolent brats like you.

Can you spell “gold digger” son?

No, that’s just a bonus. It’s her gazpacho I really dig.

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Let’s just say that we have a mutually satisfactory arrangement. And now let me think of what arrangement to make to reward your parents for raising such a delightful young man.

Well kid he is subscribe to her pay per view.

He met her on OnlyFans….

At a Christmas party a little girl petted the cat and said “Nice f*cking kitty”. Everyone looked at her dad.

She pays him intimacy for a continual share of his wealth.

“Kid, let me explain the concept of ‘trophy wife.’ It’s a rich guy thing.”

He plucked her right out of his “Talent Agency”

“Lady, you’re beautiful, but your husband is rich and ugly. Are you and your lover going to murder him?”

(I’ve been watching a lot of old “Columbo” lately…)