Lola by Todd Clark for April 16, 2023

You can milk oat and soy, however. It’s very tedious though.

And you can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd.

Nor can you tap dance in a scorpion and spider invasion!

And don’t go near the dead skunk in the middle of the road.

One learns things by trying. Or so it is said.

Maybe he got confused because the Badger State is also America’s Dairyland.

You can’t milk a soy, either.

But you can tune a fish. Come on REO fans.

I would venture to say that any female mammal could technically be milked. Pretty sure badgers are mammals.