F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 11, 2023

Go to hell. Go directly to hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

The updated version of the game called “Life”…..

You’re this close to achieving self-awareness, dude.

I was okay at that most of the time, but preferred not to play it though.

That’s why I intentionally do bad things. It takes the guessing out of the equation.

I HATE guessing games.

This is not a game you can win at.

So I’m guessing that Freeze Parking isn’t a Get Out of Jail Free pass?

The answer to any guessing game is: “because you can’t communicate”.

Roll your dice, draw a card, but no matter what, you will not succeed. Easier to play Campaign for North Africa.

Looks like the other two get a lot of practice.

I don’t play. You can tell me what’s wrong, or you can just go butt a stump, and I will mock you for it.

It is a Lose / Lose game for guys. One time I asked the Mrs “What’s wrong?” She said, “Nothing.” To which I replied, “OK” and walked away. Big mistake. When she finally cooled off, I told her “I am really concerned, if something is wrong please tell me about it. If you just want me to listen, I am happy to do that as well. Please don’t ask me to play 20 Questions. It makes me feel as if our relationship is just a game to you.”

OTOH, how about playing “Guess Why I Love You”?

I learned in therapy decades ago that you never subject your spouse to this kind of guessing game.

Worst game EVER! If you cannot be bothered to tell me what you think is wrong, I cannot be bothered to guess.

I obviously don’t get why you seem to enjoy having the same fight over & over because you won’t tell me what the [bleep] is your problem.

If they let you the next game will be Clue. After that you’ll be playing Sorry.

He also hates playing “Who Do You Think You Are, Anyway?” and “What Gives You The Right?”.

Dude, you’re a husband. Your natural habitat is hot water!

“No, really, everything is FINE.”