WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for March 15, 2023

Those Flat Earth types are cuckoo for cocoa puffs

Do you see your house in the picture ? Well no. Then what’s your problem doofus ?

Just throw away any smart phones or other electronic devices you have and you’ll be fine.

By the Arizona/Mexico border aerostats [tethered balloons for border security] were moved because some people said they invaded their privacy.

“I can see my house from here!”

You have to prove that your house is facing the satellite and larger than a pixel resolution.

Push him over the edge.

You can zoom in and almost check the condition of your roof on google.

He’s wound a little tight, isn’t he? :)

That would actually be the NSA.