Bliss by Harry Bliss for March 14, 2023

If he had a dog, he probably did.

This owner is waiting for Butts All Done.

I had a fine career in advanced engineering. Now my job; I walk the dog and pick up her poop. I sometimes tell her that in the good old days I had a slide rule and I had to look up Bessel functions in a table and we put some guys on the moon.She wags her tail, which makes me smile.

It’s not that different waiting for Neil to go down the ladder …

… and make his one small step.

… in the snow …

No dog on the Moon, but he was looking in your direction.

This is one of the things they probably didn’t tell you about when you bought him!

Boom! Did that 2 hours ago; it’s 4°F. Then he wants to play… #¿§%!

Awww! Usually they wait til morning….unless there’s a problem! ☹️

Probably.

Puppy says, “A good human would do that, and so will mine.” P.S. Love the grunt face on the pup.

If his dog did it on the Moon, it’s still there….

The beagle has landed.

And he put his pants on one leg at a time, though, sometimes I do two at the same time.

They like to get caught up on ‘the news’, and read the comics, first thing in the morning.

No. Buzz, being an astronaut, was smart enough to have a fenced in yard. He stayed inside the nice warm house at 3 am waiting for the dog to come back inside.

“This is one small poop for a dog, one giant poop for dogkind.”

I have fond memories of beautiful crisp winter starlit skies while out with my pup at 3 a.m.

A company I worked for had Buzz Aldrin come as a motivational speaker. On a Saturday and we weren’t being paid to attend. I came in thinking that this can’t be too bad, it’s Buzz Aldrin. But he was boring as all heck.

Probably not on the moon, though he might have liked it….

After 60 years living with dogs, I still wanna know: how can they be so frantic to get outside, as if they’re going to explode like fermented juice in a bottle, and then take 20 minutes to even BEGIN looking for a spot to relieve themselves? Huhn? How come?

Not only is the art great, but this also nails one of the funniest parts of living with a dog. This one is a hoot!

My dog always stays in bed until I rise. Unless she is sick I never have to take her out until I am ready. She also brings me any item I request which is great when it is difficult to bend over.

If you have a dog, you’ve been there.