Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 15, 2023

All hat and no cattle.

He should start with a 5 gallon, then work his way up.

There’s only one Rip Wheeler.

I think he would fit in better on Jellystone.

All hat, no cattle.

ye ha. giddyup.

“Limpalong Casualty”

Mechanical bull rides.

Limited places to wear one without looking like a dork.

Urban Cowboy

When I was a freshman in high school the family moved from the suburbs south of Chicago to the western slope in Colorado.

I soon found myself dressed up like a drug store cowboy wanna be. It didn’t last very long, it just wasn’t me… I never really fit in with the goat roper crowd in school. I continued to wear the boots the rest of my life but the rest of it, especially that darn (original wording was censored) hat, went away pretty darn (original wording was censored) quick.

And these days (a bit over 50 years later) I only wear the boots when I’m riding the motorcycle.