Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for March 19, 2023

“Med dread.”

Good old Geritol now has a companion product to treat that sick-and-tired feeling due to Irony-Poor Blood, and pep you right up: “Cantberitol.” Now in tablet form.

The side effect is that it’ll make you feel sick and tired.

The drug ads are disgusting! Drug companies are the biggest drug pushers in America! The whole ad is revealing side effects…it’s not enough they charge inflated prices and if they didn’t advertise so much maybe, just maybe, the meds would not cost so much! GREED..the American trait!

It’s called “Shut off the TV”. You take it and get a strong urge to read a book or listen to music.

“New Darnitol”. (To pass the GC Censors)

Sikovitol.

Most of the side effects are worse than the symptoms they’re supposed to fix.

Just give us a pill to deal with the side effects of the many drugs that are peddled on TV. (And while you’re at it, please stop telling us not to take the pill if we’re allergic to it! I think we’re smart enough to figure that out on our own!)

Side affect include sweat, runny nose, sadness, and wondering why none of the drugs you take make you as happy as those people supposedly using the drug on TV. Oh, and death!