Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 18, 2023

Who “nude” he would literally react?

The right to bare arms. Duh.

I’m guessing that’s Frank Drebin.

Watch out for the poison ivy!!!

Heaven help them if they are trying to hunt bears with shotguns!

I just woke up from hibernation, and there’s this naked man in my cave!

When I was a kid, we found a postcard of a naked guy (facing away from us) wearing only a pith helmet and holding a blunderbuss. The title was, “The Bare Hunter.” We thought it was the funniest thing in the world.

He bearly knows what he’s doing.

There could be people like that…….ain’t it?

English language be dam-ned!

Are they baring arms or arming bears!?

Attention @gent. They spelled your name wrong.

Spelling counts…

You’re just now noticing the bare.

He’s also buck naked when they hunt buck, as he intentionally misunderstands things in order to be naked.

And that’s poison ivy your rubbing against…

Hope ol’ Daniel Boone had more sense….

wait, i thought you said “hunt beer”…

ba dum tss