Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for March 18, 2023

Ask for “pooched” eggs.

Trust me ma’am, you don’t want to start something that Marm will “finish,” …. in the END!!!

;-)

Aw, don’t be such a stickler! Fix him a good one. Maybe give it to him outside, though.

Just give him the scraps that fell on the floor. Yip yip yip yip yip

Besides, I don’t think we make doggie bags in your size!

Which is why there is so much hunger in the world. Think about how much perfectly good food gets wasted every day.

Go around back and wait for someone to bring out a bag for the trash, then scare them. you got your full doggie bag.

It was worth asking though…

He will take anyone’s leftovers!

In order to get him to go, you may have to give him something “to go”.

Marm wants steak.

See today’s B.C.

Marm should have dragged Phil with him.Also who is going to pay for the doggie bag

Nice try, Marm…